In the September issue of Vanity Fair, Jennifer Lopez gives her first interview since announcing her divorce from Marc Anthony. She says, in blanket death-of-love terms, that sometimes “you” don’t understand that “a person” is not good for “you,” or “not treating you in the right way,” or “not doing the right thing for himself.” We have reason to believe that some of these pronouns are code for “Jennifer Lopez” and “Marc Anthony.”
There’s a lesson here, a reason why people don’t stay where they are. Baby, sometimes love just ain’t enough. [Vanity Fair, People]
- On her way home from Vegas on Monday, Samantha Ronson scored herself a DUI. At 10:30am. (It was a long night, apparently.) She was pulled over for speeding and, according to the proverbial sources, Sam didn’t exactly nail her field sobriety test. She then refused to give a “roadside blow” — that’s another type of breathalyzer test, pervs. She was arrested and taken to the clink in Baker, where she blew over the legal limit. [TMZ]
- Janthrax have touched down in Hawaii! [Daily Mail]
- While on break from rehab, Brooke Mueller stopped by Charlie Sheen’s mansion, where she saw their two children and posed for a see-everything’s-fine-just-fine family picture. Says Sheen, “Harmony is our goal. Sunday was a wonderful start.” Namaste, seriously. [TMZ]
- Today in the rumored real estate adventures of Brad and Angie, the two are supposedly eyeballing a mansion in the cozy/wealthy London ‘burb of Richmond-on-Thames, an area that is presumably rich in nannies who are looking for work. [Radar]
- Chord Overstreet and Emma Roberts spent a “romantic weekend” in the Hamptons together. They wore “similar” sunglasses, went to some parties, rode a Ferris wheel, and probably made out when they were at the very top. There may or may not have been cotton candy involved. [People]
- Elsewhere in the Hamptons, Official Kardashian Fiancé Kris Humphries was out clubbing solo, but he spent the entire time texting Kim. [Page Six]
I’m sure that he was texting her about her wedding dress, which is being designed by Official Kardashian Wedding Gown Designer Vera Wang. [NYDN] - 19-year-old Taylor Lautner just bought himself a $200,000 Benz. Does anyone know offhand whether or not it’s legal to drive shirtless in California? In order to get through the morning, let’s just assume that it is. [TMZ]
- Princess Duchess Kate is back in North Wales! Buying groceries! Wearing ballet flats! Pushing her own shopping cart! [TMZ]
- Oh, hello, Jake Gyllenhaal on the cover of GQ. [Just Jared]
- The entourage of Sean “Diddy” “Puffy Daddy” Combs ran into some trouble with French customs in Nice, en route to St. Tropez. What’s the problem, officer? Apparently they tried to bring too much Ciroc into the country. [Page Six]
- Jenelle Evans‘ boyfriend Kieffer Delp has had another run in with the law, this time for the alleged theft of two steaks. Funny? Sad? A little of both? [Radar]
- Human being Bryce Dallas Howard struggled with post-partum depression. [E!]
- Leonardo DiCaprio is now Hollywood’s highest-paid actor, a title last held by Johnny Depp. [Forbes]
- The home of the late Anna Nicole Smith can be all yours for $1.7 million. It’s where she was living during the filming of The Anna Nicole Show. [E!]
- Jordin Sparks got a new tattoo on her rib cage, which sounds painful. She wrote on her website, “‘Respira’= Breathe. It’s for my time on ITH [Broadway musical In The Heights], the people I met there & a reminder to take a moment when things get crazy. <3." [Us]
- The Bachelorette has finally come to an end. Ashley picked a dude. [Us]
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