During a game of Plead the Fifth on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked Jennifer Lopez (half of Bennifer 1.0) for her thoughts regarding the enormous phoenix tattoo on Ben Affleck’s back.

She chose not to plead the fifth, and had no problem sharing them:

It’s awful! I mean, I would tell him that...like...what are you doing? It has too many colors. His tattoos always have too many colors. They shouldn’t be so colorful, you know what I mean? They should be, like, cooler.


If you listen carefully, Lopez begins the response by saying, “YOU’RE AN IDIOT,” but it’s unclear whether or not she’s is addressing Cohen or Affleck.

OK, fine, she was probably addressing Affleck.

[E! Online]

Hours after schooling Sam Smith, Dustin Lance Black decided to clarify his angry-sounding 2:00 am tweet. Here’s what he tweeted after a few pots of coffee yesterday.



He then went on to tweet at Smith directly, but I buy 0 percent of his attempt at damage control.


Feel free to laugh? Oh please. If a guy texts your fiancé, doesn’t know who you were, and says dumb things about gay history, you have a right to be irritated. Stop tweeting.

[Us Weekly]

Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift’s brother Austin might be a new couple. Though The Hollywood Life claims they were “inseparable” during the Vanity Fair party, this photo suggests they were apart for at least a few minutes.



  • After consciously uncoupling, Chris Martin has forgotten to consciously file his divorce papers. [TMZ]
  • This source says Bennifer 2.0 are about to become Bennifer 2.1. [Celebitchy]
  • This source says Bennifer 2.0 will never upgrade again. [Radar Online]
  • We need more AARP-level news in Dirt Bag, so here’s an item about Diane Sawyer being spotted canoodling with her ex, Bill Bradley. [Page Six]
  • No. [Radar Online]

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