Black Swan is soooo two years ago, and yet: The new cover of W features Hunger Games badass Jennifer Lawrence impersonating a fine feathered friend. She does not look happy as a lark, or proud as a peacock, however: She looks like a sitting duck, dead in the eyes.
The photos inside aren't any better: embracing a peacock carcass is a bird-brained idea.
What a silly goose! That flamingo is going to poop on her hand. Or it would, if it were still amongst the living. That thing is dead as a dodo.
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This styling/makeup/pose combo does nothing for her lovely face! It's just fowl.
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No complaints here: This one just ducky.
