Jennifer Lawrence's Obsession With Honey Boo Boo Caused a Fender Bender

By Anna Breslaw  |  November 21, 2012 | 2:00pm
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Jennifer Lawrence told Jay Leno that she got into a car accident when she saw people marching in a breast cancer parade who wore sashes with the word “boob” on them: “I thought it was saying ‘Boo Boo,” and so I was like, ‘Whoa, does that mean there’s Honey Boo Boo?’ So I started craning my neck and I saw a little girl, and I was like, ‘That’s Honey Boo Boo!'” Her excitement actually caused her to rear-end the people in front of her. “I’m sorry that I hit your family,” she said to them. “I thought I saw Honey Boo Boo.”

She also told a really weird story about going to a strip club with friends in Georgia while shooting a movie.

“It wasn’t really a strip club, it was kind of a dive bar with senior citizen strippers. So I got a lap dance from Little Bo Peep, who was very bossy and kept getting on top of me, which I didn’t really want to reciprocate, but then she goes, ‘I’m gonna bend over, and don’t you touch me!’ And I was like, ‘Don’t you worry about it.’ And then she inserted her breast into my mouth. I almost took a bath in hydrogen peroxide.”

[E!, Contact Music]

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