I didn’t necessarily peg Jennifer Lawrence as the kind of person who would freak out on weed, but then I suppose this story fits nicely into the whole quirky-gal-doin-thangs persona, since she is a quirky gal out here doing things. The Howard Stern Show recently shared a previously unseen clip from a February 2018 interview, in which J.Law recalled “Ellen’s party,” as in Ellen Degeneres’s birthday party.
“I smoked a joint with some rappers,” she explained, “and their shit is different.” (The weird stereotypical implications of that statement aside, it’s kind of dubious that freakin Jennifer LAWRENCE can’t get any kind of weed that she wants?)
“And so, I entered a different universe. And then I went to the Port-a-Potty to go pee, and there’s a woman there and she was like, go ahead.” While J.Law was inside the Port-a-Potty, she came to the conclusion that the “poor woman’s gotta poop,” so she left the Port-a-Potty and told the woman, “Look, you gotta poop.” The woman was “kind of laughing” but denying she had to poop, until:
All of a sudden security is grabbing me because what I hadn’t realized is I am grabbing this woman by the shoulders, shaking her, screaming, ‘You have to poop! You have to poop!’ And the security guard is laughing so hard because he heard the whole exchange, and he’s like ‘You can’t grab her, but I agree, she has to poop!”
She said the woman was not famous and she does not know who she is, which makes this story especially appalling because she is talking about a random woman’s bowel movements in national media! GOD! Also, why does Ellen’s birthday party sound like a muddy festival with no more toilet paper and Lime-a-Rita cans in the shitter?
Celine Dion went to Lady Gaga’s debut show for her Vegas residency, and she was feeling it. This is me, later tonight.
Actually, 2018 rules!