Before we start worrying about what Jeff Foxworthy's new biblical trivia show means for the future of Inherit the Wind viewings in this country, let's all take a moment to snicker at the outrageously HUGE bibles that contestants will be pouring over. I mean, it's just silly looking. All judgment aside, — and there's plenty of judgment to be had when some male contestants wear ties yet fail to tuck in their button-up shirts — the Bible at least makes pretty good trivia fodder, considering there's so goddamn much of it.
Oh my god, it's the worst of Youth Group all over again. Okay, the "cool" music is still the worst part of Youth Group, followed by people I knew were pretty shitty every other day in high school doing that whole "holding the hands up in the air with the eyes closed because, ZOMG, Jesus' light is touching my soul during this terribly written song!", but the one-upping over Bible trivia/Bible verse games was definitely a close third.