Jason Derulo, who is sometimes a cat and sometimes a non-cat who posts thirst traps on Instagram, would like everyone to know his dick is as big as it appears in said thirst traps. Please, do not suggest otherwise.
Indeed, last week Derulo posted a photo of himself in Bali in a spandex bathing suit that left little to the imagination, and was the only thing in the photo that could in fact be classified as little. Allegedly, some rumors abounded over whether or not the Instagram was ‘shopped, but in an interview with TMZ over the weekend, Derulo made it clear that the dick was all his.
