Jared Kushner Looks Incredibly Normal Sitting in a Chair and Waiting for His Turn to Speak

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Jared Kushner sat down with Fox News’s Laura Ingraham for a rare interview on Monday night; in it, the senior advisor to the president discussed security clearances, the Russia investigation, the 2020 presidential election, and his hollow dedication to criminal justice reform.

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But it was hard to focus on what Kushner was actually saying while his body was positioned like a haunted ventriloquist dummy:

He can move his mouth:

And his hands—ever so slightly. He sits like a posh Victorian child. A ghost child?

Illustration for article titled Jared Kushner Looks Incredibly Normal Sitting in a Chair and Waiting for His Turn to Speak
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His hands shifted. What does it mean?

Illustration for article titled Jared Kushner Looks Incredibly Normal Sitting in a Chair and Waiting for His Turn to Speak
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Someone... free him!

Illustration for article titled Jared Kushner Looks Incredibly Normal Sitting in a Chair and Waiting for His Turn to Speak

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What is it with these goons where they can’t even sit correctly?