Well. Isn’t that exciting. Apparently Teen Mom “star” Farrah Abraham has decided that a great way to boost her profile would be to release a sexual “sex tape” of her having sex with some sort of man-person. Now, I was under the (silly?) impression that a “sex tape” is something that is sincere and private and then subsequently “leaked” to the public—and that when you have sex on camera with a famous pornographic actor and then deliberately shop it around to porn companies, that’s just called “doing porn.” But. Anyhooz, that’s what Farrah Abraham is up to these days. And her hired penis is none other than rascally minx James Deen.
Deen — a professional porn star — tells TMZ, “Word travels fast … it isn’t even edited yet. We shot it yesterday.” When asked if the two were dating, based on the fact they were seen holding hands yesterday, Deen said, “Definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady.” As we first reported, the XXX footage is being shopped around to various porno companies — including Vivid. We spoke to Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch who tells us he’s seen the entire tape and says, “It’s amazing … and I’m doing everything in my power to get the rights to put it out.”
Let’s all take a moment to remember some of Farrah Abraham’s other awesome ideas. PLEASE say she did the soundtrack to her own porno. Please. I will literally comedy-jizz. (Ew, sorry.) [TMZ]