Let's just say you're a 14-year-old actor/rapper — the son of an actor/rapper and an actress/singer — and you're dating a 15-year-old pseudo-Kardashian. What do you wear while shopping in Manhattan in the hours before your big movie premiere? If you answered "Iron Man suit," you are correct, sir. Step right up and claim your prize.
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Okay. At 4 this is really precious and charming. Even Quvenzhané Wallis, 9, could do this in a totally fun way. (In fact, why isn't Quvenzhané Wallis always wearing a superhero costume? Can we get someone on that?) But at 14? Come on. And I say this as a girl who, at 14, wore Renaissance style dresses to school.
There's a limit.
Come on, Jaden.
[And before start yelling at me for being snarky—the kid can wear whatever he wants. I actually don't really care.)