It's Their Right to Be Hellish, Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas Get Engaged After 2 Months of Dating

If I were Priyanka Chopra’s mother—indulge me here—and was asked by Priyanka and Nick Jonas to sit down for a nice meal only to have them nervously reveal their engagement during the main course, I would look my daughter in the eye and say, “Honestly? Whatever. Enjoy your life. It’s short.” Despite reports that Priyanka’s mother once said she “can’t imagine” her daughter with a “foreigner,” I find it hard to believe she would be annoyed after seeing the two of them in person.

I mean, it’s such a silly pairing, isn’t it? Utterly ridiculous, actually. One of the most famous people in the world who happens to be best friends with literal royalty, Duchess Meghan, has fallen in love with—and decided to marry—one of the most famous, uh, former Disney Channel stars of the new millennium who once did a single with Tinashe and dated Miley Cyrus. Oh, and he happens to be 11 years her junior, has two weird brothers, and used to make headlines for wearing a “purity ring.” Weird! But also tremendous.

Much like the recent sudden engagement of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, my reaction to this is, why not? It’s fun and surprising, and will also lead to an unparalleled wedding guest list. Imagine the people at this thing! These two have friends in every corner of the entertainment world, and I can’t wait to see them all in their Sunday bests taking selfies at the dessert table.