It's Donald Trump vs. Numbers Apparently

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Numbers. Where did they come from, and what do they want? No one knows for sure, which is probably why Donald Trump is having such a hard time with them right now.


The president first came head to head with numbers, also known as “integers” in certain parts of the Midwest and south-central Canada, during a phone call on Saturday with Georgia’s secretary of state, Brad Raffensperger. During the call, Trump urged the Republican official to “find” more votes so he could take the state win away from president-elect Joe Biden, The Washington Post reports.

There’s nothing wrong with saying, you know, um, that you’ve recalculated,” Trump said in the call, trying to reassure Raffensperger.

“Well, Mr. President, the challenge that you have is, the data you have is wrong,” Raffensperger responded.

“So look,” Trump fired back, taking a much-needed stand against how numbers work tyranny. “All I want to do is this. I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have.”

Perhaps furious at his inability to make numbers do what he wants, Trump then set his sights on even more numbers: the United States’ covid-19 death toll, which currently stands just shy of 350,000 per the Centers for Disease Control data.

On Sunday, the president tweeted that this death stat is “far exaggerated,” which prompted everyone from surgeon general Jerome Adams and leading infectious diseases expert Anthony Fauci to jump in and shut him down, Politico reports.


“From a health perspective, I have no reason to doubt those numbers,” Adams told CNN’s Jake Tapper in an appearance on State of the Union. 

Fauci echoed Adams’ debunking on NBC’s Meet the Press: “All you need to go into the trenches, go into the hospitals, go into the intensive care units and see what is happening. Those are real numbers, real people, and real deaths.”


That all makes sense, but it still doesn’t explain what numbers are or what they want. To be continued, I guess.....


Apocalypse Cow

Man, the 6th can’t come (and hopefully go) fast enough. Between Trump’s (borderline?) criminal attempts to suborn electoral fraud and the Cruz-led “we just spent the last six months seeding doubt about election integrity and now we need to hold things up for an emergency inquiry because for some reason the public has lost faith in our election integrity” bullshit, I really can’t wait for the count in Congress and the inauguration to be over.

How the Republican Party doesn’t at this point represent a clear and present danger to the United States is beyond me.

I also hope at the very least the SDNY comes down hard on this asshole, because if he’s allowed to fester there in Mar-a-Lago claiming an essential government in exile, things aren’t going to be any better in 2022, much less 2024 ...