It's Bounty Time: Win Chic Etsy Jewelry

Victory could be yours in this week’s Jezebel Bounty. Give us your caption genius in exchange for some sweet Etsy swag. Thank god it’s freebie day!

This week’s contest:
Here’s the long and short of it: we’re looking for the sharpest, wittiest, most original caption — think the style of New Yorker cartoons — for this intriguing photo from the November issue of Vogue.

We’re trying to reel in the best two captions so get thinkin’!

What you win:
Get mythical with this beautiful Unique Art Pendant Rabbit Girl Wolf Boy cuff. Each of the two winners will receive this vintage-inspired, brass bracelet to add to their jewelry collections.

Submit your captions in the comments only. The deadline for contest entries is Monday, November 22 at 12pm ET. On that evening (11/22), a Jezebel editor will pick two winners(!) from the comments on this post at her sole discretion based on wittiness and originality. We will notify the two winners by email on Tuesday, November 23 by 12pm ET.

All standard Gawker contest rules apply.

Some additional requirements: You must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. You may submit an entry or request a winner’s list via mail to Gawker Media, Attn: Weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, 210 Elizabeth, 4th Floor, NY, NY, 10012. Approximate retail value for prizes is less than $200.