Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

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J.Lo, Joan Collins and Lucci, oh my! Not to mention Gladys Knight, Halle and Paris. Unless you have a very high tolerance for glitz, glam and cleavage, avert your eyes from the 32nd Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Gala!

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To demonstrate the dress code: Keri Lynn Pratt. You'll notice that random cut-outs and gratuitous embellishment was strongly encouraged. Glitz was mandatory.


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Even Barbara Davis complies.


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Heading up the Sparkle Brigade: Susan Lucci, in Susan Lucci drag.


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Nancy O'Dell. I still hold Austin Scarlett's elimination against her.


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Quite a dress LisaRaye's almost wearing. Reminiscent of a late Picasso rip-off.


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Going Cinderella, we have Leah Remini.


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Donna Mills, ready for her close-up, Mr. DeMille.


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Garcelle Beauvais almost broke rank, saved herself with this enormous lump of bling.


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For the obligatory "Oympus" element, we have Brandy.


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Paris Hilton has the world-weary Vegas glam of a woman twice her age.


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Nicky, meanwhile, looks literally weighed down by her aggressive dress. Wonder where these girls get their baffling style sense?


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Oh.


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The infamous monstrosity: somehow both trashy and dowdy at once.

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Here were the rebels. Halle Berry will rock simple elegance no matter what the rest of the party's doing.


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Raquel Welch did classic bombshell.


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Mira Sorvino went in the other direction. On the upside, she's ready for your Sweet 16.


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Sela Ward has the serenity of a woman who knows, whatever else the rest of the room's in, she's safe in an LBD.


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Daisy Fuentes makes us ask: better to be underdressed, or over? Discuss.


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When Lisa Rinna embodies elegant restraint, it's a red flag.


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Gladys Knight shows that it's all about confidence. Well, that and transparent metallic lace dresses with enormous stoles.


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I think we can all agree Joan Collins walked away with this one.


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Mira Sorvino. That must be a joke, right?