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Is This an Even Sadder Meal Than a Microwave Brownie for One?

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And the survey says??

It's a tough call — both are the fucking SADDEST. Although at least the Arbor Mist Strawberry White Zin and single-serving of Chips Ahoy! doesn't involve ANY work, so I'm gonna say the microwave mug brownie for one is a little sadder. I mean, as soon as you get a mug out and fill it with cocoa powder and flour, you might as well sub the milk for your own tears. (Which: Who hasn't?) (Don't answer that.)

[Andy Jeanius]

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