This Is the Harvard of Santa Schools

There's a school in Michigan where Santas learn makeup application, reindeer maintenance, and how to keep elves from unionizing. What's more, these Kris Kringles come from all over the world — and many of them have attended the school multiple times. That's what Santa-style dedication looks like, muggles.


Finally: I can't wait for the Real Sex episode about this. (WHAT YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.)

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Here's hoping that unlike Hogwarts their house elves are clothed.