Introducing The Google-Powered Vibrator

The Googlher wants to make your web-browsing experience a little more like this: Log on to Google. Mmm. Sign in to Gmail. Ahhh. Click ‘Compose Email.’ Ohhhh… Hit ‘Send’. *Fireworks* Yes, the Googlher is a vibrator that plugs into your computer through a USB port that pulsates every time Google pings your browser. (NB: The audio on the video might be considered NSFW, depending on your employer’s stance on moaning.)

You know, for as much time as I spend each day in Gmail, I guess I might as well get some kind of compensation for it — why not pleasure? The product’s description is as follows:

The Googlher is a device which turns Google’s pervasive reach into pleasurable vibrations.

Simply plug the device into your USB port, insert the vibrator, and then visit any website. When Google pings your web browser, the Googlher responds with vibrations of varying frequency and intensity.

Augmented reality never felt so good.

If this particular contraption is of your personal interest, you should attempt get it while you can. Somehow, we don’t think Google would be thrilled to know this was being marketed with their brand’s name and logo. And for those who are exceedingly crafty, there are instructions on how to build your own. Have fun out there!