In Her First Political Ad, Caitlyn Jenner Really Wants You To Forget She's A Republican
Politics

Caitlyn Jenner is running for governor of California, but she really doesn’t want voters to consider the fact that she is a run-of-the-mill Republican who was a tepid supporter of Trump during the 2016 presidential election. Oh, and she’s against transgender kids in sports, too.
On Tuesday, the former Olympic decathlete and Keeping Up With the Kardashians regular released her first campaign ad, championing herself as a “compassionate disrupter” who is eager to bring back California from the brink of collapse and elitist takeover; this debauchery is defined by footage of homeless people, used vials, fires, as well as images of “career politicians” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Governor Gavin Newsom breaking covid-19 safety regulations to get a haircut and dine at a fancy restaurant, respectively.
“I came here with a dream 48 years ago to be the greatest athlete in the world,” Jenner said, gazing at medals as old photos from her Olympic days flash on the screen. “Now I enter a different kind of race, arguably my most important one yet: to save California.”
She continues: “I want to carry the torch for the parents who had to balance work and their child’s education, for business owners who were forced to shut down, for pastors who are not able to be with their congregation, or the family who lost their home in a fire, for an entire generation of students who lost a year of education.”