If Your Tumblr Dashboard Could Sing, Here's What It Would Sound Like

I’m sure you don’t relate to any of this. Not a word. This totally isn’t you. Or me. Now, let’s all go check Facebook and call it a day. Well, call it a day after we check Tumblr again. And then Facebook. And maybe Twitter. Or maybe we should just have an Ambien and then read Judith Bulter until we fall asleep? And then wake up and blog about it. Great idea — see you on Tumblr.