If You Were Hoping to Smell Like Kim Kardashian You're Too Late

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Kim Kardashian’s new perfume made $10 million dollars in its first day on sale. One week later, it’s completely sold out. Lotta people want to stink like a Kardashian’s crystal collection.

According to Elle, limited edition perfumes Crystal Gardenia, Crystal Gardenia Citrus, and Crystal Gardenia Oud have all flown off the shelves.


KWFragrance.com produced 300,000 units for the first sale, and they’re all gone! If you haven’t managed to catch a whiff, take the L train from Bedford to First Avenue on a Friday night, and stand next to any woman with a blow out, floppy felt hat, and stirrup pants. She’s the tester stick. If you like what you smell, you can try grabbing a vial during the second release on November 24, 6 p.m.

That’s right, to get a Kim Kardashian perfume you will have to excuse yourself from Thanksgiving dinner, find a computer at your grandma’s house, and log on at 5:59 p.m., because if Kim knows her stuff, that shit’ll be sold out by 6:02. Smells like success.

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