"When I was a kid I was always really into clothes. I would spend hours in the bathroom bouffanting my hair, and I always drew on the Madonna mole.
I hate getting dressed. And showering. Drying my hair. Brushing my teeth.
I usually do these things anyway, but that's why I love Jezebel - no one knows, or cares, if I'm in my pajamas at 3 in the afternoon and haven't showered in 2 days.
I wish I could have a full-time avatar.