Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge is seen speaking to artist Paul Emsley after viewing his new portrait of herself during a private viewing at the National Portrait Gallery on January 11, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by John Stillwell - WPA Pool/Getty Images)

Um, did you guys see the portrait?

And from this morning's NYT: "It is perfectly adequate for the boardroom of a supermarket but entirely inadequate for a national collection." "She looks like the head bouncer in a security firm." "I hate to be negative, but it's really tragically awful."