I Have Always Been a Sexual Fish
LatestI know humans are always getting bored with their own procreative processes, but the recent fish sex fad is frankly insulting to me, a very sexual fish. For a fish, fish sex has always been hot.
It seems like every day, a new book, movie, or play comes out exploring the taboo possibilities in giving oneself up to a deeper love. Deeper, because it is literally happening at the bottom of the ocean. How exciting for you, humans, to suddenly recognize my inherent sexual power. Oh, you’d consider having sex with a fish, if they’re a god? Wow, so open-minded!