Husband Asks Wife to Wake Him with a Slap Each Morning

According to the Daily Dot, the man’s name is Zach Curd, a musician living in Livonia, MI, and it’s next to impossible for him to wake up every day. So, he asked his wife Erin to slap him silly to get him outta bed. This is a supercut of the slapping, and you’ll notice that Erin is extremely crafty with her technique. She even uses a trick to get him into better slapping position on day 11.

Obviously this is a consensual thing between two adults, but I’m terrified/excited to see what’ll happen when this eventually makes its way onto the Men’s Rights forums. MONSTER WIFE BEATS HUSBAND EVERY MORNING AND HE CAN’T SLAP HER BACK BECAUSE OF WOMEN’S RIGHTS!?!