Hugh & Nicole Become Godparents; Aniston: Skip Botox And Just "Stop Eating S**t Every Day"

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• Chances are you’ve never been to a christening like this: Today Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman became the godparents of Rupert Murdoch‘s two youngest daughters, who are six and eight, at a baptism ceremony held next to the River Jordan.
• Later they all went on a tour of the Jordan with Queen Rania and Ivanka Trump. [Guardian]
• Sandra Bullock has stayed at Sierra Tucson, the Arizona rehab center where Jesse James is being treated for sex addiction, but she was just doing research for her role in 28 Days. [TMZ]
• A source says Jesse James, “Was very quiet and sullen when he checked himself in on Monday and he didn’t really talk with anyone. He will be there for at least 45 days as he tries to get his life back on track.” [Radar]
• Sandra Bullock could visit Jesse James in rehab — but she probably won’t. Someone who works at Sierra Tucson says, “Family is invited to join their loved one, especially when it is time for Jesse to apologize for hurting anyone in his life. It is all part of a scheduled process and often parents, spouses.” [Fox News]
• A source claims Jesse James told Sandra Bullock, “I’ll get help like Tiger Woods did,” during a phone call, but, “Sandra didn’t care about Jesse’s promise to get help.” [Radar]
• Today on the CBS Early Show, a senior editor at Us claimed he knows Sandra Bullock “definitely” wants a divorce. “She’s not going back to him. She’s not interested in the excuses. She’s been speaking with her lawyer,” he said. “So I think it’s just a matter of time.” [CBS News]
• The folks at Entertainment Tonight are so excited that they finally have a copy of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James‘ marriage certificate, which “reveals” that they actually got a marriage license two days before their wedding ceremony. Isn’t that totally normal? [ET]
• By now we’ve all seen Jesse James‘ Nazi photos, but TMZ wins today’s stupid headline pun contest with “The Photo You Did Nazi Coming.” [TMZ]
• Jesse James‘ friend claims, “The last thing Jesse is racist or anti-Semitic,” and explains that the Nazi hat came from “a dear lifelong friend who’s Jewish,” and James has spent time on a kibbutz in Israel last fall learning metalworking techniques. [People]
• Ken Marcus, a photographer who has worked with Jesse James and alleged mistress Brigitte Daguerre says, “I think that it is despicable that he poses as a Nazi. With people like Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee you have to figure that she is just dumb and doesn’t understand the pain her actions can cause… At the end of the day it all stems from ignorance and not being educated because the whole Nazi thing is just not acceptable.” [Radar]
• In the video at the link, Brigitte Daguerre says that contrary to the rumors, monkeys were never involved in her alleged sexual relationship with Jesse James. Also, it’s hard to admit, but we love her explanation for why she isn’t a homewrecker: “I think it’s unfair to call any woman a homewrecker —the only one who can wreck their home is themselves, the married person.” [TMZ]
• Recently Chelsea Handler made fun of Michelle McGee for saying she was surprised to see Jesse James and Sandra Bullock at the Oscars, saying, “I guess she doesn’t read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face.” Today Michelle McGee responded on Twitter, “use some of that botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin..Ive seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken.” She added, “so honored to have a transexual [sic] poke fun of me…” [Us]
• More details from the Vanity Fair Tiger Woods expose: Somehow Michael Jordan is responsible for turning Woods into a cheater. Lawyer John Merchant says, “I told him, ‘Stay away from that son of a bitch [Jordan], because he doesn’t have anything to offer to the fucking world in which he lives except playing basketball, which he did yesterday.'” [Fox News]
• We’re over dirty texts from mistresses, plus the messages provided by Shaquille O’Neal‘s lady friend are totally boring. [Radar]
• A justice official said today that Switzerland’s decision on extraditing Roman Polanski will be made after a California court rules on whether he can be sentenced in absentia. The Swiss won’t extradite him unless he gets a sentence longer than six months. [AP]
• Toby Keith says he had no idea he would be including in Sarah Palin‘s Real American Stories special, which airs tomorrow. “We were never contacted by Fox,” says his rep.”I have no idea what interview it’s taken from.They’re promoting this like it’s a brand new interview. He never sat down with Sarah Palin.” Fox reps claim they talked to his publicist. [Medialite]
• Yesterday Lindsay Lohan told George Lopez to “act like a grown man,” because she was upset that he joked that she had cocaine, not baby powder, on her shoes. Today Lopez Tweeted, “Let’s take this off twitter, come on the show. You want me to stop talking about you I will. Come and tell me, to my face.” [Us]
• In the upcoming Steven Spielberg tell-all book The Men Who Would Be King, Nicole LaPorte claims the director is so paranoid he codes all the memos that leave his office, has a webcam streaming from his office so he can make sure no one enters while he’s at home, and has a “plexiglass half-moon keeps sound from reverberating so that his phone conversations remain ultra-confidential.” Spielberg’s rep says, “This description is so far from the real world of Steven that it doesn’t deserve a comment. If the rest of the book is like this excerpt, readers can expect very little of what they read to be true.” N.Y. Post]
• Courtney Love denied that she’s dating Andre Balazs on Twitter writing, “uh i just need to take this moment to state for the record i do not have a BOYFRIEND. nor am i looking for one, im sort of a dude like that” [Perez]
• Frances Bean Cobain will sing on Amanda Palmer‘s new album, but Palmer doesn’t think Cobain will follow in her parents’ footsteps. “She’s got a great voice,” Palmer says. “But she’s a really good visual artist. She’s really interested in graphic novels,” including those written by Palmer’s fiancé, Neil Gaiman. [People]
• Detectives have received voice recordings they believe are from Olivia Newton-John‘s missing boyfriend Patrick McDermott. Investigators think he’s living in Mexico and have been receiving information proving he’s alive as part of a deal to call off the search. [News.com,au]
• James Van Der Beek was ordered to pay ex-wife Heather Ann McComb $7,750 per month for the next two-and-a-half years in spousal support. [People]
• NeNe Leakes‘ son Bryson Bryant turned himself in to police last night for an charge related to his arrest for marijuana possession and was released at 3 am. [TMZ]
• Poor Bethenny Frankel only got $10,000 – $25,000 from OK! for her exclusive wedding pics. Not much for a celeb, but we’d take it. [WWD]
• Kim Zolciak said on a radio show today that her lesbian fling with Tracy Young, “Was a one-time deal and it’s just blown up.” [Us]
• WE has slated seven new shows, including more wedding programs, a reality show about laid-off parents with seven kids, and Mother Knows Best, another reality show starring Melissa and Joan Rivers. [Hollywood Reporter]
• Lindsay Vonn is staring in a bit part on the season finale of Law & Order. She says, “How many people get to appear on their favorite TV show?” [AP]
• Will Kal Penn leave his position at the White House to star i the third Harold & Kumar movie? [Deadline]
• Blackbook thinks Vera Farmiga‘s brother posted under a story about whether or not Farmiga would win an Oscar, “Monique should not win at all. Why? Because society owns her something?” because a few weeks later someone with the e-mail address [email protected] asked them to take down the comment. They theorize that Farmiga is “terrified of Mo’Nique’s wrath.” [Blackbook Mag]
• Sources now claim that the real reason Heidi Montag showed up with four bodyguards to a Hills photo shoot is that she has a stalker. Now she’s fighting with producers a threatening not to show up to work because they are limiting her to one bodyguard. [Perez]
• Sinead O’Connor is calling for Catholics to boycott the church until the Pope makes “a full confession” and agrees to “a full criminal investigation” of the church’s role in covering up the sexual abuse of children by priests. [NYT]
• Mindy McCready‘s lawyer sent a cease and desist letter to Vivid’s head Steven Hirsch, demanding that the company not release her sex tape. “We’d like to do this Southern-style,” said her lawyer. “We’re gentlemen down here. I wish Steven would just give me a call.” [E!]
• Backstage last night before The Tonight Show Joy Behar asked Jay Leno if he feels upset about what happened to Conan O’Brien. Jay said, “Conan got screwed, and I got screwed. This is TV. The reason how business pays a lot of money is, when you get screwed you have something left over.” [CNN]
• Bono and The Edge are supporting Ireland’s bid to host the 2011 Singlespeed Mountain Bike World Championships, and will attend this year’s Championships in New Zealand. Supposedly Bono said, “not just a fashion statement—we’re rebooting our youth. I think we might have finally found what we are looking for,” but that seems too cheesy even for him. [Outside]
• Kate Gosselin on last night’s DWTS elimination: “I don’t think I breathed for 10 minutes, and I don’t think that’s humanely possible… I also thought I was going to throw up at the end. My gosh, that is just pure torture, is it not?” BTW, Shannen Doherty was the first to go. [US]
• When asked a moronic question about whether her dog is preparing her for motherhood, Carrie Underwood said, “I definitely think I have some motherly instincts and hopefully he gets me ready for stuff like that. [But] not anytime soon!” [People]
• Daniel Dae Kim says of the Lost finale, “Fans of Jin and Sun won’t be disappointed.” [People]
• “It’s so nice having time off right now. There’s no rush. Enjoy it. When you have something like heart surgery, you appreciate the simple things, like breathing. I’m taking it a lot easier.” — Robin Williams [USA Today]
• Mariah Carey is in talks to turn the story of her life into a musical and she already knows who she wants to play her: “Mariah secretly likes the idea of Leona Lewis playing her. Not only is she exotic, she’s the only one who they reckon would be able to tackle Mariah’s eight-octave vocal range.” [Contact Music]
• For the Lady Gaga-centric episode of Glee, show creator Ryan Murphy says Lea Michele, “Does a very stripped-down version of ‘Poker Face.” Michele says the whole cast does “Bad Romance,” and “I do know that we’re all different Lady Gagas, and at one point I am the Kermit the Frog Lady Gaga.” [EW]
• Lady Gaga says, “I think you should look nice all the time. When I meet celebrities and they’re in casual clothes, I’m always like: ‘Whaaat?’ I don’t mean to be judgmental, but it would do them better to be who they really are, all the time… This is really who I am all the time. When I get out of a car and there are 30 fans waiting for me, I know I’m dressed the way I should be. There’s a reason they have that emotional reaction.” [OK]
• In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar UK, Jennifer Aniston says of Botox, “I could do it, and I mean these lines are getting deeper every day, but when I tell you what’s happened to me – these lines are just about living. Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don’t starve myself in an extremist way. You’re not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I’d be devastated. My advice: just stop eating shit every day.” [HuffPo]