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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

How to Make the Gospel, a Tequila Cocktail That Just Might Save Your Life

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Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Gospel.

  • 2 oz tequila
  • 3/4 oz lemon juice
  • 3/4 oz sage syrup
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
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  • 1 cup sage
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 cup water

In a small saucepan bring all ingredients to a boil. Lower heat to a simmer for 5 minutes. Strain, contain, let cool and refrigerate. Use in place of real insight when the yokels get too preachy.

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Pour all liquid ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake like a sheep without a shepherd for 10-12 seconds. Fine strain into a martini glass neat. Garnish with a sage leaf and don’t believe the folk in white coats until the man in the white hat hears from the guy with the white beard. Could take a minute, maybe millennia.

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David is an artist from Ridgewood, Queens, that makes drinks, drawings, and questionable decisions in the name of scientific regress. You can find him bartending at Huckleberry Bar when he isn’t at his drafting table. Follow him@drawdavedraw.