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It's December, and for many of us that means it's the time of the year we're allowed to get completely fucked up with our coworkers. Or is it? GrubStreet has provided us with a handy chart that will tell you exactly how many drinks you're allowed to imbibe in relation to your position at the company. The chart is open to interpretation but I think it reads a little something like this: CEOs, don't be drunk assholes; interns, don't drink so much that you horrify everyone by throwing up on a coworker, securing that you'll never get hired full-time; everyone else, drink only as much as you hate the place you work for.

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Illustration for article titled How Much Should You Drink At Your Offices Holiday Party This Year?

So I guess my fantasies of that round of Jezebel/Deadspin staff body shots this year is a no? Ah, well, girl can dream.

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[Via GrubStreet]

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My company doesn't give us holiday parties. And trust me — we're a major company everyone has heard of and our supreme leader is on of the richest men on earth. We could afford a fucking holiday party. But do we get one? Nooooooooo.

So, while this chart tells me I can only have two Coronas and a whiskey drink, I can go home and drink ALL OF THE DRINKS. (But on my own dime, sadly.)