How Energy Drinks Through the Ages Have Gotten Humanity JACKED UP
In DepthHumans need stimulants, and we’re always on the lookout for better ones. Of course that’s what calories and sugar and protein are for, but when it comes to getting shit done, we’re at our best when drinking coffee, chewing coca, or having made sure to get enough vitamin B.
But humans are also weird and judgmental, so our stimulants must be the right ones. Telling someone you can’t start your day without your morning line of cocaine will get you sent straight to NA, but taking coffee or black tea with breakfast has long been an entirely accepted mode of drug use. It’s a universal human constant: We like our energy fixes. And now, we love our energy drinks.
What does it mean to call something an “energy drink”? You soak leaves in water and caffeine comes out, but green tea never gets the label. Part of it has to do with advertising. The sugar in Kool-aid will hype you up, but the point of Kool-aid is not to give you energy as much as it to be cheaper than juice and also serve as a temporary hair dye. Red Bull, 5-Hour Energy, Monster, and the rest, however, all exist specifically to JACK YOU UP. Their advertising campaigns barely even mention things like taste or enjoyment, the primary concerns for most foodstuffs.
Energy drinks aren’t about enjoyment. Energy drinks are for doing energy.
There came a point, sometime between the mid-19th century and the 1960s, when the “energy” started to come before the “drink.” But we’ve been chasing legal highs since long before that. Energy drinks are the fun of speed without the stress of finding it, a way to get the most energy possible without sliding into “taboo” territory. Another way to define the category is to think of the drinks that seem, even if briefly, one step ahead of regulation and legitimate medical worry—whether fears of mixing cocaine and wine, or worries over the long term effects of taurine. And as governments and regulatory agencies clutch their pearls over ingredient lists, making energy drinks label themselves up and down with safety warnings, or ban them outright, energy drinks have even winked at their status, taking pride in being just on the side of legal. Hell, there is an energy drink straight up called Cocaine.
To track the history of the modern energy drink, we track its ingredients, the most common of which is caffeine. It is often noted that caffeine is the most widely used drug in the world. It’s found in coffee beans, tea leaves and cocoa and kola nuts, and in 1819 a chemist named
Friedlieb Ferdinand Runge was able to isolate the active ingredient of caffeine from some coffee beans, apparently on a dare from Goethe. From then, it soon became possible to intentionally add caffeine to pills and beverages. Though caffeine was hardly the only drug used.
In 1863, chemist Angelo Mariani created Vin Mariani, a combination of Bordeaux wine and coca leaves (you know, where cocaine comes from). As you can imagine, it was an instant hit. Advertisements promised to “restore health and vitality,” cure malaria, and be “especially adapted to children.” Many believed in the medicinal properties of alcohol at the time, and incorporating the newly-discovered cocaine seemed almost too good to be true. The pope at the time was rumored to carry a flask.
In 1885, American John Pemberton created his own version of the coca wine, also containing kola nut, called Pemberton’s French Wine Coca. Here’s a fun game: take the copy from any coca wine ad and change the product name to a modern energy drink. The pitches are nearly identical. “Vin Mariani: Makes the Weak Strong.” “Strengthens, sustains and refreshes.” “Imparts new life and energies.” Pemberton even went so far as to suggest his product was an “invigorator of the genital organs” and could cure a morphine addiction, a lateral move if there ever was one.
However, Pemberton ran into the major problem of prohibition, which was passed in his county in Georgia the same year French Wine Coca was introduced, making his product illegal because of its alcohol content, not the cocaine. The temperance movement in America had gained a lot of steam by the 1880s, but they were fighting their battle upwards. Not only did people enjoy alcohol, drinking was (and still is) woven into the social fabric. Giving up alcohol was one thing, but giving up the social and business interactions that happened in taverns and bars was several dozen more. In search of a sober-ish alternative, many teetotalers started encouraging the restorative and refreshing products of the soda fountain.
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