Holy Fuck, Polar Bears Are Magnificent Beasts

White bears can't jump, though.

Now, I'm off to read about how to protect these glorious creatures and then probably give them the entire contents of my checkins and savings.

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I went to the polar bear exhibit at the Denver Zoo once. One of the polar bears seriously wanted to eat me. It clawed and pawed and went bananas when I was underground and could see it, towards me, no one else. When I went up to the top where you can see them, it came up there and tried to get to me, it seriously went crazy the whole time I was there. People were staring at me, my kids freaked out, it was srsly fucking weird. Note to self, don't go where polar bears live.