Hold on to Your Butts: Jurassic Park 4 Is Happening
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I think I’ve made my feelings on Jurassic Park pretty clear (DINOS DINOS DINOS I AM PRO), but I wasn’t certain how to feel about the announcement back in March that a Jurassic Park 4 was to be a thing. I mean, the first two sequels were sooooo garbagey—and it’s such a weird progression to be like, “Yeah, we know we made those two money-grab garbage sequels and tricked you into watching them, but this one is a we-actually-care-about-it real sequel! PROMISE.” You’ve burned me twice now, JP. For shame.
(Although I guess we’re all bringing our thrice-burned mouths right back to the Star Wars teat, so it appears the human capacity for hope is e’erlasting.)