Hilaria Thomas, Alec Baldwin's Wife, Sued For 'Emotionally Upsetting' Yoga Class

Alec Baldwin’s yoga instructor wife Hilaria Baldwin née Thomas, who’s been teaching at Manhattan’s Yoga Vida since 2005, is being sued by a 32-year-old Yale Ph.D. candidate and HuffPo blogger named Spencer Wolfe, who cites an overcrowded class, her’ “negligence” and her request that students “perform a dangerous activity at a wall.” Wolfe says that he incurred “serious” and “severe” injuries as well as “emotional upset” from the class. She’s currently pregnant with her and Baldwin’s first child. The closest I’ve ever come to having an emotional upset in yoga is noticing a sweaty 62-year-old man doing a halfhearted crab while leering up the butthole of the girl in front of him, but no amount of money can take that back. [NYDN, Page Six]

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