Hey, Want to Pretend You're One of These Otters Cuddling in a Hammock?

Otters are ferocious beings capable of breaking hard shelled things against their chest and also sexually assaulting seals until they die. But when they’re not out there wilding, they need some love too.


Contact the author at mark.shrayber@jezebel.com.

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The Noble Renard

Mark, I’ve had a very long, very difficult week. And this is exactly what I need right now, as it’s 7:00 and I’m still finishing things up at work and just need to stare at otters for a couple minutes.

Thank you.