Hey, Some of These Goop Home Goods Are Actually Pretty Affordable

Given Goop’s whole “rich lady stuff for rich ladies” vibe, I didn’t really expect much from Gwyneth Paltrow’s new line of furniture and home goods. But some of the items—part of a Goop x CB2 collaboration I found out about while reading People—are actually pretty affordable! Like, under $10 affordable!

Check it out. There’s this glass.

This glass.

This glass.

And this egg stand.

Everything else is five million dollars, which is fine. I shall live in the egg stand.