Coachella weekend one has come to an end, and in case you spent your Saturday and Sunday enjoying yourself instead of, I don’t know, sitting around and watching a #Couchcella live stream, you didn’t miss much. Ariana Grande brought out NSYNC sans Justin Timberlake. A fire broke out on the campgrounds but everyone was safe, thank goodness. Billie Eilish forgot her own lyrics. Idris Elba was a DJ. And most important of all, famous people wore stuff.
And what did they wear? Was it cool? Who was the coolest? If a cool outfit happens and no one is around to Instagram it, did it happen at all? The answer is probably no—everyone knows Coachella isn’t a music festival as much as it is a place to, like, take cute pics and maybe see a rogue, hungover Halsey. But as a non-rich person, I feel it is up to me to show you the looks. So, uh, let’s look.
Gigi Hadid has me genuinely concerned that she is about to a) go through a Grateful Dead phase and b) bring back the Louis Vuitton multicolor print that ruined the mid-2000s.
Bella Thorne wore some incredibly confounding shorts:
Kendall Jenner grew tentacles:
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Erika Jayne wore pearls on her buns:
In fact, all the RHOBH ladies got the Coachella memo this year:
Selena Gomez channeled Selena Quintanilla:
