Just throw all the fucks you've ever given about that other person into the bowl and stab them with a spatula. Delicious!
I adore this. However, my single-person cookie recipe goes like this:
- Buy bag of Hershey's chocolate chips.
- Read recipe for chocolate chip cookies on the back of the wrapper.
- Follow instructions for dough mix.
- Eat mix straight from the bowl while watching Netflix until happy. Repeat as needed.