Here's Everything We Know About Lindsay Lohan's Maybe-Fiancé, Egor Tarabasov

By Bobby Finger | April 12, 2016 | 9:40pm

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Lindsay Lohan, star of The Parent Trap and Page Six headlines, is maybe engaged! The lucky man is named Egor Tarabasov, and you probably don’t know a single thing about him. Below are a few questions you probably have about Lohan’s future husband, answered to the best of my ability.

How Long Have Egor and Lindsay Been Dating?

Six months.

When Did They Fall In Love?

On or slightly before March 5, 2016.

Do Lindsay’s Parents Like Him?

They love him. Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, said, “He’s not a good influence, he’s a great influence.”

Michael Isn’t Exactly Trustworthy, Though…Right?

Right.

Have Lindsay and Egor Ever Taken a Vacation Together?

Weird question, but yes! They went skiing in the Swiss Alps last month.

Sounds Nice.

I guess.

How Are His Abs?

Another weird question! Oddly, I have another answer. Egor’s abs are impressive and semi-defined, but not quite a six-pack.

Where Do He and His Abs Live?

London.

What’s His Financial Situation?

Presumably fine, as his father is a Russian businessman slash “millionaire” named Dmitry Tarabasov.

What’s Dmitry Tarabasov’s Deal?

A “Russian source” told Page Six:

“[Dmitry] is a wealthy man who owns a construction firm and a couple of stores similar to Home Depot in the Moscow region, but he is no oligarch.”

But here’s where things start getting a little foggy. I’m having a hard time finding stories about the “fiercely private” Dmitry that don’t mention his son. And by “hard time,” I mean…I’ve only found one.

On this website, Dmitry is referred to as the “general director” of a company called Trans-Meridian, which was founded in 1999 and specializes in “leisure and travel services,” whatever that means. He also owns 10% of Ivy Bank, which seems legit?

So You Couldn’t Find Anything About His “Stores Similar to Home Depot”?

I could not.

Strange.

Yes.

But What About Egor? Does He Work?

He owns a real estate company called Home House Estates. Its agents bill themselves as specialists in “residential property for sales, lettings and investment in the capital’s best addresses and postcodes,” such as Marylebone, Earls Court, and Notting Hill. (Hey, I know that one!)

At the time of publication, their website was non-functional.

Does His Business Seem Sort of Shady?

As a matter of fact, it does! Here’s a recent comment found on the Home House Estates LinkedIn page:

Their RaterAgent page:

And from their Yell page:

So You’re Saying You Don’t Think He Actually Works And That He’s Just Some Trust Fund Kid Who Will Pay All of Lindsay’s Bills Until His Daddy Cuts Him Off?

I’m not saying anything.

I’m Starting To Think You Don’t Believe a Single Thing You’ve Read About Egor Tarabasov!

I have no idea what would make you think that.

Liar.

I’m not a liar! I’m just, you know, sharing what I’ve learned about Lindsay Lohan’s new fiancé, named Egor Tarabasov.

OK.

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