Did you know that chickens can purr? Noted ornithologist Erin Gloria Ryan did (she was aghast when I freaked out about the purring in the site's chat), but the rest of us may not be as well-versed in the cute noises our fine feathered friends can make. So please play this on a loop for the next five hours to educate yourself.
It's worth it.
H/T: Tastefully Offensive