To my knowledge, we haven't featured a lot of Chipmunks here on Ye Olde Jezebelle and it's time we fixed that. Today, I bring you a chipmunk who proves that there's nothing better in life than stretching the fuck out and yawning for a few minutes before rolling yourself into a ball and licking your own genitals.

Wait, maybe not that last part. But the rest is all legit. Listen, I'm getting tired just watching this little guy do his thing so I'm going to bed for about 14 hours.


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