Here Are Your 67th Annual Emmys Red Carpet Looks
LatestWelcome to the 5th or 6th most glamorous red carpet of the year, THE EMMYS!!! So many television stars! So much fashion! Join me as I shepherd you through this tasteful mess.
First up:
Heidi Klum is serving up a very yellow, very homemade-looking yellow sparkler from Atelier Versace, of course! Then we have Transparent’s Amy Landecker in a gold textured creation that looks great with her skin; Sarah Hyland in a simple but great marsala-hued Zac Posen; and Jaimie Alexander, whose Armani Prive dress I love but frankly I have no idea who she is (upon further research, it appears she starred in the 2006-2009 smash ABC Family hit Kyle XY).
Actress/comedian Lauren Lapkus looks cute and simple; god help me but I kind of like Giuliana’s slinky rose-colored gown; Reno 911’s Niecy Nash has the glamour nailed but is drowning, somewhat, in this overly embellished dress; and Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg are looking very ~interesting~ and ~hip~ with the former in Delpozo and Samberg, this evening’s host, in a pretty cool and subtle houndstooth tux.
Not a huge fan of Kristen Schaal’s dress, ugh, she really needed to get that shit taken in or, I don’t know, completely redone; Teyonah Parris is doing some Flamenco-inspired thing here which was certainly a very festive choice; Aubrey Plaza looks meh here but amazing and sleek on TV; Jamie Lee Curtis’s dress is kind of bland but I mean, look at her, she does not give a SHIT what we think! Which I applaud.
Laverne Cox is wearing a boring-ass Calvin Klein but she does look good so whatever, while Kate McKinnon is going down the super-simple comfy route which, I mean, it’s the Emmys, I respect that. But DEAR GOD ANNA CHLUMSKY WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!?! Is it a dart board? Is it a DNA strand? And what happened to her hair? This woman got mangled and it is truly atrocious. Versus Taraji P. Henson, whose chain-embellished Alexander Wang is quietly ferocious and a real A+ win.
Laura Prepon has consistently bad taste, I’m sorry, that’s a mean thing to say, but I am nothing if not Real. Trevor Noah and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (whose name I have to look up every single time without fail) are looking foxy and fine, and Amanda Peet is absolutely dreamy looking, and beautifully styled, to boot.
This dress is not Retta’s best, but the colors are great on her; Tatiana Maslany is doing the sexy suit thing and not toooootally pulling it off (although it looks much better on camera), the color washes her out and the pants do not fit; Scandal’s Nazanin Boniadi is giving us a strange look here but at least she escaped Scientology; and I really like the idea of Kiernan Shipka’s look here, by Dior, but the pants/shoes don’t quite work. Open toe, girl!
Padma Lakshmi is absolutely MOWING DOWN THE COMPETITION in this gorgeous chartreuse gown, she is the goddess of our time and I highly recommend following her on Instagram; Zoe Kazan is in a dizzying belted halter dress that I’m pretty into; Chelsea Peretti is in a confusing printed illusion gown by Gabriela Cadena; Gwendolyn Christie is serving up hardcore silent screen star eleganza and it’s pretty fabulous.