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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Here Are Your 2017 Golden Globe Winners

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It was a night that awarded work you’ve by now heard way too much about (La La Land nabbed seven trophies, including Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy), and perhaps knew nothing of (The Night Manager—????—won three acting awards!!!!).

Other multiple winners included The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story (predictable), The Crown (uh, OK?) Atlanta (hurrah!), and, in an extremely unlikely turn, Paul Verhoeven’s rape dramedy Elle (including a much deserved Actress - Motion Picture - Drama win for master Isabelle Huppert).

And in a stunning turn of events, after being shut out of every category for which it was nominated, Jez fave Moonlight nabbed the honor for Motion Picture - Drama, proving that no matter how bleak things might seem, there is always hope.

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Below is the list of winners, in the order they were named, so you can relive the excitement of the night. This is a list for dreamers.

Supporting Actor - Motion Picture: Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Nocturnal Animals)

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Actor - TV Series - Drama: Billy Bob Thornton (Goliath)

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Actress - TV Series - Musical or Comedy: Tracee Ellis Ross (Black-ish)

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TV Series - Comedy or Musical: Atlanta

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Actress - Limited Series or TV Movie: Sarah Paulson (The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story)

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Limited Series or TV Movie: The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story

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Supporting Actor - TV Series, Limited Series, or TV Movie: Hugh Laurie (The Night Manager)

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Original Score - Motion Picture: Justin Hurwitz (La La Land)

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Original Song - Motion Picture: “City of Stars” (La La Land)

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Supporting Actress Motion Picture: Viola Davis (Fences)

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Supporting Actress - TV Series, Limited Series, or TV Movie: Olivia Colman (The Night Manager)

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(She wasn’t there so Cuba Gooding, Jr., accepted it on her behalf, and Kristen Bell just stood there and let him.)

Actor - Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy: Ryan Gosling (La La Land)

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Screenplay - Motion Picture: Damien Chazelle (La La Land)

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Motion Picture, Animated: Zootopia

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Motion Picture, Foreign Language: Elle

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Actor - Limited Series or TV Movie: Tom Hiddleston (The Night Manager)

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Actress - TV Series -Drama: Claire Foy (The Crown)

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TV Series - Drama: The Crown

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Best Director - Motion Picture: Damien Chazelle (La La Land)

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Actor - TV Series - Musical or Comedy: Donald Glover (Atlanta)

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Actress - Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical: Emma Stone (La La Land)

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Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy: La La Land

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Actor - Motion Picture - Drama: Casey Affleck (Manchester by the Sea)

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Actress - Motion Picture - Drama: Isabelle Huppert (Elle)

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Motion Picture - Drama: Moonlight