For their annual reunion issue, Entertainment Weekly rounded up several of the key players from the 2004 classic Mean Girls and what did the Plastics (now 10 years older) divulge? Stories of fake nipples, real-life feuds with Hillary Duff and where their characters would be now.
Sad to report that the online excerpt of EW's roundup is fairly flawed from the get-go thanks to its exclusion of Lizzy Caplan (Janice Ian), Daniel Franzese (Damian) or Amy Poehler (Regina George's mother). It did include Tina Fey, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert and Amanda Seyfried, however, so it looks like we'll be more than able to make do. Here are the best moments.
On working with teen Lindsay Lohan:
FEY: I remember 17-year-old Lindsay was on a mission to find pink Uggs. That was, like, what she was working on. And there was one day where she tried to explain to Amy and me her beef with Hilary Duff, but we couldn't crack it. But we were pretending we could follow it.
LOHAN: I had been online trying to get pink Uggs because I had a pink pleated skirt in the scene where I fall into the garbage can. I was like, "I need pink Uggs!" I mean, I was rhinestoning my phone at the time with Swarovski crystals. [Laughs] So it was somewhat Method.
On Amy Poehler's fake boobs:
SEYFRIED: One of my favorite scenes was when the little Chihuahua is biting the nipples off Amy Poehler. It was so fun.
McADAMS: They, like, pinned a piece of a cocktail wiener into her bra. I thought this dog was going to tear her apart. It was very effective. She was such a pro through it. She's trying to do her lines and being so professional, and this dog is chomping on her fake boob. I'll never forget that.
On where the Plastics are now:
SEYFRIED: Karen would manage or own a store that sells really cool dog attire, like Swarovski dog collars and Halloween costumes for animals. She's probably really focused.
LOHAN: Cady's with Oprah in Africa working at children's schools with a family, teaching girls to be nice to each other.
CHABERT: Gretchen is probably running the Toaster Strudel empire. She is probably married and has, like, seven babies right now. She and Jason worked it out. She has very big curly hair.
McADAMS: Regina is a Real Housewife. She'd have too much time on her hands, for sure. She's probably found all her other Reginas.
McAdam's theory seems pretty dead on.
Image via RUVEN AFANADOR for EW.