USA! USA! USA! Ahem, now that we've gotten out of the way, let's check out some Hot International Soccer Players. Because when it comes to athletic physiques, we are no chauvinists.
Come to Jesus, indeed. (Mario Goetze, Germany.)
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One last look at Mario Balotelli (Italy).
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There There. (Sergio Ramos, Spain.)
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(Christian Gamboa, Costa Rica.)
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Holy bulging neck veins and face that still looks pretty when yelling (Luis Suarez, Uruguay.)
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(Robin Van Persie, The Netherlands.)
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Sorry, I had to. (Enner Valencia, Ecuador.)
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Hellooooo, Tim Howard. (USA)
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Requisite photo of Ronaldo. (USA! USA! USA!)
I definitely missed a lot of football hotties. Please fill in the gaps in the comments.
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