USA! USA! USA! Ahem, now that we've gotten out of the way, let's check out some Hot International Soccer Players. Because when it comes to athletic physiques, we are no chauvinists.
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Come to Jesus, indeed. (Mario Goetze, Germany.)
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One last look at Mario Balotelli (Italy).
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There There. (Sergio Ramos, Spain.)
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(Christian Gamboa, Costa Rica.)
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Holy bulging neck veins and face that still looks pretty when yelling (Luis Suarez, Uruguay.)
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(Robin Van Persie, The Netherlands.)
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Sorry, I had to. (Enner Valencia, Ecuador.)
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Hellooooo, Tim Howard. (USA)
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Requisite photo of Ronaldo. (USA! USA! USA!)
I definitely missed a lot of football hotties. Please fill in the gaps in the comments.
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