Help, I Can’t Stop Overanalyzing the New ‘Succession’ Posters
Why does Cousin Greg's position keep changing? Does the line really mean anything, or is HBO trolling? Why did they use the stretch tool on Kieran Culkin?
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It’s been two days since the Succession season three promo posters have come out, and I’m still buggin’ trying to figure out what the hell I’m looking at. Why does Cousin Greg keep changing positions? Is the order of the characters trying to tell us something? Is Kieran Culkin on stilts?
The HBO hit series is returning October 17 after a lengthy pandemic-induced delay. The last time we saw our favorite rich assholes, Waystar Royco CEO and Roy family patriarch Logan Roy (Brian Cox) asks his son, Kendall (Jeremy Strong), to take the fall for a slew of sexual assaults and at least one murder on the company’s cruise line. In a surprise twist, Kendall, once slated to be his father’s successor, used his televised resignation to tell a room full of reporters that his father knew about the misconduct all along.
Season three is bound to address where the loyalties of the Roy family and others will go: to the somewhat out-of-touch yet formidable Logan, or Kendall, the sad fuck-up with a fire in his belly?
Well, there are posters teasing out a few different possibilities:

Maybe token Roy daughter Shiv (Sarah Snook) decides to align with her big bro Kendall after tiring of her father giving her the runaround about becoming his successor. And her husband, Tom (Mr. Darcy Matthew Macfayden), sticking by Logan for career purposes tracks as he aims to make his way up the Waystar food chain. Meanwhile, Roman (Kieran Culkin), the youngest Roy son, also allies himself with dear old dad; his natural shrewdness is a major asset, and he hates to disappoint dear old dad. If this seems likely, well, there’s a poster to help validate your theories.