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Help, Can Someone Please Adopt This Huge Fucking Bunny

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Oh my god?

Currently, at the Scottish SPCA in Glasgow, there is a rabbit the size of a DOG who needs a very large home that will accommodate his oversized body and gigantic ears. Via the Daily Record:

Centre manager Anna O’Donnell said, “Atlas is already about the size of a Westie and is still young with some growing to do.

He is a very friendly rabbit who loves attention and getting cuddles.

Atlas is also an inquisitive boy who makes everyone laugh with his mischievous character.”

If you live in Scotland, have experience caring for continental giant rabbits, and would like to have a real-life cartoon bouncing around your house, give Anna a call at 03000 999 999, and then give me a call, because I’d like to see a video of this rabbit walking around and doing things.

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Alternatively, please send some smelling salts to Jezebel HQ, because we have all fainted.

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Image via SSPCA.