Like, where's the governator's lower half? Is that the "food" in question? Is it Christmas? Why is he keeping these two yearning women apart? (Eerily prescient!) And...what the hell is it advertising? [Vintage_Ads]
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I cannot tell you how mystified I have been for the past, what, eight years? I don't even know any more. This man is the governor of my state? Wha? How?
Fuck it. I need coffee.