Have Mercy: John Stamos Arrested for DUI

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Yogurt lover and TV’s coolest uncle, John Stamos was arrested last night in California for DUI. The police report indicates that residents made multiple phone calls about an intoxicated driver in the neighborhood. When police responded, they found John Stamos, alone in his car, weeping about the Olsen twins and the Full House reunion (none of that is true). In reality, Stamos was the only occupant of the car and was transported to the hospital “due to a possible medical condition.” While at the hospital, highly trained medical staff determined that the medical condition was “really, really drunk.” Uncle Jesse was cited and released to the hospital. Looking forward to all of the Full House catchphrase-related jokes. [E!]


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Brody Jenner would like to share with you that magical time that he first went down a girl. “ It smelled terrible, I’m not gonna lie,” Jenner told GQ. And then he continued to speak:

“It was honestly the most traumatic experience for me. After that, basically I said that I’m never gonna do that ever again in my life. I was just like, ‘Oh my god, that’s what it’s like? Jesus. I’m never doing this again — ugh!’ Like, I was completely disgusted.”

But now Jenner is done thinking that ladies smell like rotten heaps of garbage. In fact, he says he’s something of a “sex expert.” Jenner and current girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter go on “sexcapades,’ enjoy threesomes, and love Dave & Busters. [Gossip Cop]

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Emma Roberts and Evan Peters have called off their engagement. The couple found romance on the set of American Horror Story, where Roberts was moved by the broody, psychotic murdered that Peters really embodied in the show’s first season. But alas, such attraction turned fleeting. “Their three years together just ran its course,” an unnamed source told Just Jared. “They have so many great memories together but couldn’t make it work in the end. The break-up was amicable – there was no drama whatsoever.” They’re even still friends! [Just Jared]

  • Looks like Rihanna and Karim Benzema are (probably) definitely a thing. [Daily Mail]
  • Laverne Cox says that she’s “too young to be an icon.” [Page Six]
  • Bobbi Kristina Brown’s boyfriend Nick Gordon has apparently moved to Florida. [Radar]
  • The Bachelorette has been ruined by Kaitlyn Bristowe and Snapchat. [E!]
  • Jenna Jameson is converting to Judaism for love. [Page Six]
  • Like her parents, North West has a taste for the finer things. [Gossip Cop]
  • Saved by the Bell’s Lark Voorhies secretly got married last month. Now it looks like her new husband is a fugitive from Arizona justice. Rough year for Lisa and Screech. [TMZ]

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Just exploring the option that perhaps it was a defense mechanism on the vagina’s part. It say Brody’s face barrelling towards it and secreted a garbage smell to save itself, like a skunk or a squid would do. I’d like to think lil Snacky would have my back in a similar situation...