Have a Horrible Christmas With This Insane Issue of That's Life! Mag

According to its website, That’s Life! is “Britain’s leading real-life magazine.” Each issue is packed with “the most inspirational, emotional and incredible reads that will leave you stunned and surprised.” And Christmastime is no different: ‘Tis the season for adultery, betrayal and murder.

Coverlines on this Christmas issue:

• Sick Dad dressed as SANTA then raped us
• Hubby bonked our teen lodger at XMAS DINNER
• OMG! XMAS PARTY SHAME: I woke up in bed with MY BOSS
• Mum’s Xmas Miracle: A ghost gave me triplets

and, of course,

• I found Mum MURDERED under my Xmas tree

That’s life! Happy Christmas!

[h/t Caitlin Moran via Twitter]