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Prepare to embrace the warm feeling that emerges within you when hope and opportunity collide: my beautiful boy Harry Styles is fucking single again.

The One Direction hunk-turned-not-so-brooding rock ‘n’ roll bad boy was dating supermodel/Victoria’s Secret Angel Camille Rowe for about a year (first linked in August 2017) after meeting through Alexa Chung, which was very boring and super predictable, but whatever. It’s doneskis and he’s on the market, people!!! Right on cue for horny time.

As Page Six so generously points out, this is Styles’ fourth Victoria’s Secret Angel gf—in the past, he’s snogged Sara Sampaio, Nadine Leopold, and Georgia Fowler, who apparently are too rich and hot for me to know anything about. Also, right before he hooked up with Rowe, Styles dated food blogger Tess Ward, which gives me, a “various bullshit” blogger, some hope.

Side note: What’s Louis up to? Larry Stylinson shippers, arise!