Harry Sirens, It’s Saturday Night!

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Harry Styles, a very beautiful and talented man, will both host and perform on Saturday Night Live November 16th. I wanted this blog to be made up only of a bunch of siren emojis and the following tweet, but recognized that gesture as manic and have contained myself for the time being.


Let me be clear, however: I will not be contained on Saturday, November 16. It’s been a nice run, but my time as come. R.I.P. Cause of death: THIS JOY.


It is moments like these where I wish my one-time fling with a former SNL producer didn’t end poorly. How am I getting in, guys? Help?

Anyway, “Lights Up,” ‘til next month.

No. Senior Writer, Jezebel. My debut book, LARGER THAN LIFE: A History of Boy Bands, is out now.

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