Lea Michele is getting married soon, and as is the new tradition, she dragged all her girlfriends to an exotic destination and presumably made them spend too much money on rosé and penis balloons. But unlike bachelorettes for Normals, there was a) Getty photographer on hand and b) the accommodations were free, though I’m sure everyone still spent two months complaining to all their other friends about having to attend.
According to People, Michele held her bachelorette at a private villa in Kalihiwai, bestowed upon her by Booking.com. Jamie-Lynn Sigler and JoAnna Garcia Swisher were invited, in addition to some of Michele’s longtime (i.e., Not Famous) friends. The villa included an on-site chef, views of the Kalihiwai Bay, a gym, and a private pool. It looks like everyone had fun:
I once went to a very expensive destination bachelorette where we all got so drunk one woman checked herself into a hospital and another fell at a club and broke her arm. Please inform any celebrities out there looking for a parasitic sidekick that I am very fun and fully available for any and all free future bachelorettes.